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This PR is held together with duct tape and prayers. Plaintext passwords, zero null checks, and commit messages that say 'minor fix' โ€” congratulations, you've speedrun every bad practice.

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Passwords stored as plaintext in the database

db.save({ password: req.body.password })

โ†’ FIX: Use bcrypt or argon2 to hash passwords before storing

BUG

No null check before accessing user.profile.avatar

const avatar = user.profile.avatar;

โ†’ FIX: Use optional chaining: user?.profile?.avatar

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N+1 query inside a loop fetching user per comment

โ†’ FIX: Batch fetch users outside the loop

HYGIENE

Commit message 'minor fix' explains absolutely nothing

โ†’ FIX: Write: 'fix: handle null user profile in avatar display'

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